I've read 53% of The Weight of it All
Melinda interrupted my texting. “If you keep smiling like that, people will think you’re watching porn on your phone.”
“I’m not smiling at my phone.” I had to physically make myself pout so I wasn’t smiling. “I’m doing lip stretches.”
“Mmhm,” Melinda deadpanned.
I leaned across our lunch table and whispered, “And who smiles when they’re watching porn?”
“Happy people, and virgins.”
I considered that and conceded with a nod. “Good point.”