Handsome Hero Wanted

Handsome Hero Wanted - James   Cox *** 3,5 blushing stars *** Warning, a spoilerish review!

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"Name?" the voice purred to him.
"Captain Drayton Starberg."
The Falla made a note on the screen. "Please remove your clothing so I may measure your penis."

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Uhm.... okay!



Sci-fi PWP, indeed!

Oh gawd, I blushed all throughout this story. Yes! Me. ROFL!


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Handsome hero wanted.
Brave in the face of danger.
Must be willing to get naked with other species.
As least six-inch penis required.
Fee is negotiable.
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Captain Drayton Starberg is answering an ad in the universial news column from the planet Falla Bray. The King there need some, uhm... help.
Drayton is in dire need of some money otherwise his ship, his livelihood, his life will literally fall to pieces.

Five men - one ad - one week.

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It was time to see exactly what he needed a big penis for.
~Drayton~
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....or two penises....
Now, that's like two for the price of one!



....or a sparkly, rainbow colored one....

Oh, did I mention this guy can turn himself invisible? Has a forked tongue? And a tail with a penis looking appendage at the end?

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"I am Asssthor." He stood. "I believe your kind would call me a chameleon and ... that is not a penis on the end of my tail
that you're staring at, but it makes for great penetration."

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Cue... *blush* LOL!!

....or one belonging to a feline-looking man with pointed ears and fangs...

....or one belonging to wolf-ish man....


Ah, the age old cat versus dog. LOL


This was all kinds of ridiculous, yet highly entertaining! God damn, these we one bunch of horny men. Stiffies and pre-come all over the place. They wear kilts as well (you know, easy access ;)
It was a bit much of a good thing. But it was so over the top, that I couldn't help but fan myself, blush, laugh, sigh and enjoy it to the end.


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Damn but this was going to be the best adventure ever!
~Drayton~
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The good things:
- five very horny men
- six-inch cocks
- all kinds of good looking cocks
- cinnamon flavored spunk (eh..yum?)
- dirty, ranchy sex anywhere and with anyone (kind of)
- fun and flirty tone
- "Asssthor" and his tail
- the King
- the cock aura reading
- illuminating tattoos when cuming
- "normal" orgies and jerk off orgies
- a shattered egg (Huuuh??!! What the...? ROFL!)
- "a cockily ever after"

The bad things:
- five very horny men
- six-inch cocks
- all kinds of good looking cocks
- cinnamon flavored spunk (eh..yum?)
- dirty, ranchy sex anywhere and with anyone (kind of)
- fun and flirty tone
- "Asssthor" and his tail
- the King
- the cock aura reading
- illuminating tattoos when cuming
- "normal" orgies and jerk off orgies
- a shattered egg (Huuuh??!! What the...? ROFL!)
- "a cockily ever after"

Yup, it all goes into the same good/bad category. All this in just 60 pages! :D

Damn, this should have been a Frisky Friday read!
Maybe the next ones, yes? :D